10 May 2012
Movie: The Three Stooges (2012)
“Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, newborns Moe, Larry and Curly grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Now their childhood home may have to close due to financial difficulties. But Larry, Curly and Moe, employed as the foster home's inept maintenance men, are determined to come to the rescue. Only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot – while stumbling into starring roles in a phenomenally successful TV reality show. Written by Press kit”
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- Country: USA
Credited cast : Sean Hayes,Will Sasso,Chris Diamantopoulos,Jane Lynch,Sofía Vergara,Jennifer Hudson,Craig Bierko,Stephen Collins,Larry David,Kirby Heyborne,Carly Craig,Kate Upton,Marianne Leone,Brian Doyle-Murray,Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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